Post by Nikki on Apr 16, 2006 7:48:46 GMT -5
Many Facts for Sephiroth
NOTE: These were stolen from some Chuck Norris site: www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck There have been some changes in them all, be it just the name or some random thinger mabober.
~Nikki
Sephiroth does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sephiroth goes killing.
Sephiroth's tears cure Geostigma. Too bad he has never cried.
Sephiroth does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Sephiroth.
Sephiroth puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
It is impossible to be raped by Sephiroth because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
If you can see Sephiroth, he can see you. If you can't see Sephiroth you may be only seconds away from death.
Sephiroth can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of Sephiroth is pain.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Sephiroth got an award for masturbating in public.
Sephiroth counted to infinity - twice.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Sephiroth. He doesn't have to.
Sephiroth owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Sephiroth has only one hand: the upper hand.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Sephiroth so he can scare the shit out of them.
Sephiroth died ten years ago, but Death can't get up the courage to tell him.
Sephiroth sleeps with a night light. Not because Sephiroth is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Sephiroth.
Sephiroth once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When Sephiroth exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Sephiroth doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Sephiroth can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Sephiroth does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
If you see Sephiroth crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
Sephiroth crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
Sephiroth doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Sephiroth.
If Sephiroth is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Sephiroth can divide by zero.
Water boils faster when Sephiroth watches it.
Sephiroth has to sort his laundry into three loads: leathers, blacks, and bloodstains.
Sephiroth clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Sephiroth during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Sephiroth's sword.
A blind man once stepped on Sephiroth's boot. Sephiroth replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Sephiroth!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal slash delivered by Sephiroth's sword.
Sephiroth once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Sephiroth?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.
Sephiroth is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Sephiroth claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Sephiroth says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Sephiroth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Sephiroth.
Sephiroth never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Sephiroth.
Sephiroth has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Sephiroth ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
Sephiroth is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Sephiorth.
Sephiroth was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
Sephiroth's Fang is trained to pick up his own poop because Sephiroth will not take shit from anyone.
When Sephiroth answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
Sephiroth got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
Sephiroth's sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the entire ShinRa 1st Class SOLDIER offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
When Sephiroth was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Sephiroth received an "A+" for writing only the words "Sephiroth" and promptly turning in the paper.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Sephiroth is going to kill you.
Sephiroth doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
Sephiroth doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
If you try to introduce your mother to Sephiroth, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
Sephiroth doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Sephiroth does not leave messages. Sephiroth leaves warnings.
Sephiroth's action figure has slept with more women then most men.
... Please don't kill me, Chuck Norris... I only wanted to 'borrow' these lines! **bows**
NOTE: These were stolen from some Chuck Norris site: www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck There have been some changes in them all, be it just the name or some random thinger mabober.
~Nikki
Sephiroth does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sephiroth goes killing.
Sephiroth's tears cure Geostigma. Too bad he has never cried.
Sephiroth does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Sephiroth.
Sephiroth puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
It is impossible to be raped by Sephiroth because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
If you can see Sephiroth, he can see you. If you can't see Sephiroth you may be only seconds away from death.
Sephiroth can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of Sephiroth is pain.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Sephiroth got an award for masturbating in public.
Sephiroth counted to infinity - twice.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Sephiroth. He doesn't have to.
Sephiroth owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Sephiroth has only one hand: the upper hand.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Sephiroth so he can scare the shit out of them.
Sephiroth died ten years ago, but Death can't get up the courage to tell him.
Sephiroth sleeps with a night light. Not because Sephiroth is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Sephiroth.
Sephiroth once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When Sephiroth exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Sephiroth doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Sephiroth can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Sephiroth does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
If you see Sephiroth crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
Sephiroth crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
Sephiroth doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Sephiroth.
If Sephiroth is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Sephiroth can divide by zero.
Water boils faster when Sephiroth watches it.
Sephiroth has to sort his laundry into three loads: leathers, blacks, and bloodstains.
Sephiroth clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Sephiroth during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Sephiroth's sword.
A blind man once stepped on Sephiroth's boot. Sephiroth replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Sephiroth!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal slash delivered by Sephiroth's sword.
Sephiroth once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Sephiroth?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.
Sephiroth is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Sephiroth claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Sephiroth says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Sephiroth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Sephiroth.
Sephiroth never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Sephiroth.
Sephiroth has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Sephiroth ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
Sephiroth is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Sephiorth.
Sephiroth was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
Sephiroth's Fang is trained to pick up his own poop because Sephiroth will not take shit from anyone.
When Sephiroth answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
Sephiroth got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
Sephiroth's sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the entire ShinRa 1st Class SOLDIER offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
When Sephiroth was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Sephiroth received an "A+" for writing only the words "Sephiroth" and promptly turning in the paper.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Sephiroth is going to kill you.
Sephiroth doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
Sephiroth doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
If you try to introduce your mother to Sephiroth, she'll introduce you to your biological father.
Sephiroth doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Sephiroth does not leave messages. Sephiroth leaves warnings.
Sephiroth's action figure has slept with more women then most men.
... Please don't kill me, Chuck Norris... I only wanted to 'borrow' these lines! **bows**